forbrightskies:

  • If you want to have sex after being together one hour that’s fine
  • If you want to have sex after being together one week that’s fine
  • If you want to have sex after being together one month that’s fine
  • If you want to have sex after being together one year that’s fine
  • If you want to wait until marriage that’s fine
  • If you’re not even together that’s fine too
  • IT’S ALL FINE NOW PLEASE STOP THINKING OTHER PEOPLE’S SEX IS YOUR BUSINESS THANK YOU 

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I can relate to pirates because I too am after the booty

(Source: mulderplease, via fifty-shades-of-dick)

bagmilk:

ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

(Source: heteroh, via lolsomeone-actually)

sirskullreed:

homogayhorse:

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*

Finally, A BUTTON WITH NO SIDE EFFECTS

sirskullreed:

homogayhorse:

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*

Finally, A BUTTON WITH NO SIDE EFFECTS

(via lolsomeone-actually)

aminaabramovic:

like im so young and have not even covered the tip of the iceberg of shaping my identity but im supposed to also worry about forging a relationship with a guy too? who most likely doesn’t know tf he wants? thats too much 

i turn any potential love i have inward i can’t share that with a man yet

(via athena-nyx)

tastefullyoffensive:

Makeup Transformations (Part Three)

Previously: Part One, Part Two

(via jvst4kicks)

ohreinababyy:

vinebox:

everytime 

lmfaooo T.T

(via jvst4kicks)

terrible-fights:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.

I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG

(Source: theawesomeadventurer, via nasty-galxxx)

anemickittens:

eminem is my spirit animal

anemickittens:

eminem is my spirit animal

(Source: lifeisplasticbefrantastic, via athena-nyx)

(Source: pleatedjeans, via athena-nyx)

upallnightogetloki:

krewellayasmine:

huffingtonpost:

Hey, White America, You Need To Hear What These Ferguson Kids Have To Say

In a new video from social justice-oriented T-shirt company FCKH8, several Ferguson children lampoon the excuses white people give to avoid getting involved in ending discrimination in America and deliver a call to action to stomp out racism.

Watch the full video and see these kids explain how racism is still a huge part of even getting an interview for a job.

THIS IS THE SHIT

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!

(via athena-nyx)

atlanticcoastprep:

Scott disick is my favorite kardashian

atlanticcoastprep:

Scott disick is my favorite kardashian

(Source: lamourexiste, via athena-nyx)

  • operator:

    911, please hold.

  • me:

    stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.

  • murderer:

    ok

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