austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

(via latestbutgreatest)

fabferre:

assflute:

so our class is reading romeo and juliet
and i stumble across this gem

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did shakespeare really just make a dick joke

Um, I hate to break it to you, sweetheart, but all Shakespeare does is make dick jokes.

(Source: aphlevi, via lolsomeone-actually)

davegrohlio:

benjamin-cumberdash:

davegrohlio:

Is there anything more exciting than getting new bras and underwear

Having someone to take them off

You win this time

(Source: ebbievebber, via lolsomeone-actually)

alask-uhh:


strugglingtobeheard:

See this why you don’t live with white people

dyingggg

alask-uhh:

strugglingtobeheard:

See this why you don’t live with white people

dyingggg

(via lolsomeone-actually)

mcsofty:

i should really stop developing crushes on people i can’t touch

(Source: nothomo, via lolsomeone-actually)

alphasandassociates:

deezyville:

officialalltimelow:

*whispers* Its almost hoodie season

Which means stick to well lit and highly populated areas at night if you’re Black.

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(via xxchinatown)

theogblackjesus:

is this not my son?

theogblackjesus:

is this not my son?

(Source: nickelback, via xxchinatown)

tacopop:


darth-sebious:

secretgeekster:

omg he even doesnt hit the bombs

I don’t normally reblog cats, but this one has Fruit Ninja skills

What do you mean you dont reblog cats everybody reblog cats

tacopop:

darth-sebious:

secretgeekster:

omg he even doesnt hit the bombs

I don’t normally reblog cats, but this one has Fruit Ninja skills

What do you mean you dont reblog cats everybody reblog cats

(Source: cineraria, via postulation)

babiegyrle:

losrachetss:

kingmuthaphuckinbasquiat:

thaunderground:

sizvideos:

Video

I’ve never used the word “exasperating” in my vocab ever.

Lmaoooo he said “buy me some earplugs too”

He is too grown lmao 😂😂

Lololol this was hilarious

(via jvst4kicks)

tareqyreq:

lilmsawkward:

lilmsawkward:

I’m gonna cry

Still crying


Bruh

tareqyreq:

lilmsawkward:

lilmsawkward:

I’m gonna cry

Still crying

Bruh

(via nasty-galxxx)

Anonymous said: So a cop, a racist, and a murderer walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy.

yoisthisracist:

I get this joke.

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